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sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.

what if teachers shipped their students

ship wars in the staff room

anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes

fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers

the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out

(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each new chapter)

#all of those rogue seating arrangements suddenly make sense


gwenlightened:

rainekitty:

medschool-thenbabies:

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.

I


17000dollarballpit:

I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick


ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”


paintdoktahwho:

I SEE… CAMPY WRITING… AND LOW BUDGET CGI!!!


prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

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meowth, control yourself


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shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me


aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"


daizette:

ladyt220:


Oh Chemistree, oh chemistree,
How lovely are your beakers.

You wish your chem lab was as cool as mine.

This is the most cyberpunk thing I have ever seen.

daizette:

ladyt220:

Oh Chemistree, oh chemistree,

How lovely are your beakers.

You wish your chem lab was as cool as mine.

This is the most cyberpunk thing I have ever seen.


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